“Great, stand-up tits.”

It’s not that I didn’t like The Hobbit, it’s just that it made me more excited about the upcoming films than the one I was currently watching.

You betcha, Arthur.

I’m deciding to give Emma Watson another chance on my first day of break.

I love Tom Tykwer.

This one leaflet was particularly intriguing to me. "Lesbian Sex: Hot, Safe and Sane".